my healthy diet that doesn't exist.

I haven't had a single alcoholic beverage since Thursday. What's happening? am I finally becoming a responsible individual? ha. HA! probably not.

I sent my english prof a e-mail begging him to let me hand it my VERY VERY VERY VERY overdue essays. He's British, which means he loves girls with good fashion sense? kidding. But he is a fantastic prof, and I guess he likes me (even though I barely attend) so he gave me until Friday to hand in my junk. OH GLORY!
What does it mean when you can't fall asleep until 4 in the morning? Hello? Tyler Durden? I wish. My diet today has consisted of, well... the usual I guess. Junk, unhealthy, going to give me heartfailure like foods.
Shall I elaborate? of course I shall! but first I'm going to start with yesterdays diet.
Ahem,
veggies, easter dinner (so far so good), cream eggs, more cream eggs, candy coated chocolate eggs (here we go..), late night chicken fingers, SAFEWAY BUTTER BUNS(which are the shit.), coke zero(which is aweful. fuck that fake sugar shit that gives you cancer.)
moving along to today's diet:
two double shot espressos, a cream egg(they are so good, srsly.) and mexican chili old dutch chips.

heart failure? wouldn't surprise me.


erg. back to the essay I keep distracting myself from.


ps. just remembered: had three glasses of wine at dinner on Sunday. fuck.