riddle me that:

Careful now, you've crushed some eggshells during your early evening stroll. But it's okay, because they were superstore brand; overrated and cheap. Keep the wallets thick and the dignity high my friends! Why is it so cold? I don't have a good feeling about this. It won't be hippy dresses and cute shorts this summer, it's going to be well.. fuck; winter apparel; lame lame lame lame. My gums hurt, but that's to be expected. not that you should care, but I thought I should express what an uncomfortable necessity society has brought to our attention. There goes my wisdom!! (hardyharhar!) crème glacé et tu tiens ma main: c'est une nouvelle èpoque? ben, je ne suis pas près; point finale. curses. I'm debating quitting this thing. I have nothing to really offer to the public except previews of my latest gossip.

eh, on second thought...